A Message for Jared Phelps

Dear Jared,

Since I don't know your email address yet, I will just post my letter here and assume you will see it.

First, congratulations on being born. You have a very wonderful family. Your mom is very nice and will take good care of you; your dad still thinks just like a kid, so he should be lots of fun. I am looking forward to seeing you very soon.

Second, since I am already one year old, I know you will be turning to me for lots of advice. I just have one thing to tell you today: start blogging! Its pretty fun and all the cool kids are doing it.

I'm sure you'll figure the rest out as you go, but call me if you have any questions.

Your Friend,
Simon