Chateau d'If

Here I am playing on the porch. As you can see, I really love it out here. Everything is so great and I don't have a care in the world.

It's a beautiful day out.
I have my favorite orange jumpsuit on.
I'm playing behind these bars on the porch.

Hey, wait a minute. . . Orange jumpsuit? Behind bars? Not cool, dad, not cool!

That's fine. If it is a game of cops and robbers you want, you will not be disappointed.
There's no cage that can hold me. I'll find a way a way out of this cell--




even if it means eating my way out!



I can almost taste that sweet, sweet freedom. It tastes rusty.