Army

Dad always tells me that if I don't quit misbehaving he is going to send me to boot camp. For a while, I thought this was an idle threat, but now I am not so sure.

Here we are as the recruiter told me the finer points of being a helicopter gunner.


Right here I heard them saying something about 'sizing me up'.


And here is where I broke down and said that I would obey my parents if they took me home.


(Just for the record, I've told Mother that I'm only joining Army if I get to fight with Uncle Ty or Uncle Dan.)