Bend it like Simon

I know you are probably all worried about me, but fear not--I am back to being normal, happy, and healthy again.

Since I was full of energy, I wanted to find a new game to play. I like sport, but I usually play football, not futball. Some of you may know that my lifelong dream is to be a punter for the Cornhuskers, but it is World Cup season (and I consider myself somewhat of a young international gentleman), so I thought I would give this game a try.

So I just kick it into the goal, or should I say "GOAAAALLL!"

I got the header part down. After all the wipeouts and times I've hit my head, this is nothing.

What? I can't use my hands! This game is stupid.

Maybe it is just the World Cup that is boring. I've watched my cousins Emily and Claire play soccer games before, and there was never any 0-0 ties in their leagues. Now where is my juice box and post-game snack?