Star City Mom
That's right, my mom is a Star City Mom! I don't know what that is or how she made the cut, but I think it is pretty darn special.

This is a bright spot for the Journal Star--a solid rebound after James Taranto dubbed one of its features the Silliest Newspaper Article Ever (fourth item). It also highlights the first rule in the Journal Star style book: All Articles Must Be Written in the First Person. But I digress...