Alter Egos

I tried to disguise myself as a reindeer to get closer to Santa Claus and his operation, but the antlers didn't fool the elves (I still couldn't fly)


I tried to save the world, but regardless of how many bad guys I put behind bars I can not defeat the fallen nature of man. Unfortunate for humanity, but great job security for my future as a super hero.


I tried to storm this ice castle and start the greatest snow ball fight ever . . .


. . . but it was just too stinking cold.